I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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