We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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