The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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