I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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