i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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