Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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