I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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