i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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