alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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