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Really stoned

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just sent my roommate on a cheese run

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(941): View more from Florida

Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

there needs to be a build-a-bong store...

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(425): View more from Washington

well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..

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(618): View more from Illinois

So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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(480): View more from Arizona

This may sound strange but do you have my pants?

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You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...

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