ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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