I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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