i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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