So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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