Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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