I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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