Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
