worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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