Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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