no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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