My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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