Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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