talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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