why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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