We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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