i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?