Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it