Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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