Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
