Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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