Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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