The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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