Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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