one might say we're banned from that church
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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