I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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