shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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