I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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