I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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