Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You took a bar mat shot.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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