one might say we're banned from that church
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.