I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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