she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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