a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The Olympian is in my bed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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