i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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