guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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