Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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