I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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