I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So much Jack, so little girl.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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