we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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