He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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