her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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