that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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