I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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