Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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