Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Randomize
