i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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